I have screwed up so bad at work it's not even funny. Where is my mind? Has anyone seen it, because it sure as hell isn't here. I crashed the car yesterday into a motorbike, which was honestly his own fault because he was going pretty fast in the wrong lane on the wrong side of said lane (middle of the road) and I was going the right way on the right side of the road and at a medium speed since my CPU was in the car with me. The guy gets a few scrapes from falling on the road and his bike is absolutely perfect while mine is so very busted and still standing on the side of the road with one of the front wheels pointing north and one west. God, why does this shit happen to me? On top of this, I screw up so badly that I'm send home from work, albiet very nicely, to go "see to my own stuff". God, this is embarassing, where did my concentration go, when did I become incompetent?

*groan* Anyone know where I can find chulloobhar paani and drown in it?