I truly detest weddings, especially those where relatives are involved. They inevitably end up being a vey plastic affair, with the utmost of attention being paid to what each person is wearing and not to the fact that we are all here for a joyous occasion. Even today, as I am forced to attend a function, I hate the fact that I have to check the mirror several times before leaving and that everything has to look absolutely flawless so that we can all ooh and aah at how perfect we are and how the world revolves at our will and everything is fun and easy for one night.