While on a break from doing a bunch of things that all come under the broad heading of "work", allow me to travel the meandering path to rambling that I know so well. Today's topic: the top ten most interesting uses of my name. Why? Because a friend referred me to another misha and got the ball rolling and I'm bored. Here we go:

10. Misha the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. Taking a bite out of idiots everywhere and referring to self as "Emperor Darth Misha I". Catchy. Bonus points for using the word "quagmire" for no real reason.

9. Misha the Russian Mascot. This misha is a cute little bear and the mascot for the 1980 Moscow olympics. Cutesy little bugger!

8. Misha V. Stefanuk. Best selling author, composer and pianist. With credits for the music of "One life to live" and "All my children", you'd think this one would rank higher on the list. Not so. Stefanuk loses points for being a man and for putting far too many photos of himself looking like a tortured artist for me to be able to digest on his website.

7. The Demons of Misha Lunchbox. An arts student at the University of Illinois has created "Misha Lunchbox" and the demons within for display on his website.

6. Misha the Wonder Cat! An adorable and sultry black feline who is adored enough by his owner to have a website dedicated to him. Points are lost, sadly, because Misha the wonder cat's owner seems to think the details of her pet's toilet training sessions are fun for others to read.

5. Doc Misha. Hallelujah! A female Misha at last! And a doctor to boot! Doctor Misha Ruth Cohen is a respected member of the scientific community and offers chinese medical remedies for many maladies.

4. Misha Hub. Ever wanted an e-store named after you? I have one, bwahaha! This gains a lot of points because of their "About us": "Thirteen years ago, Misha aimed to provide the utmost service excellence to all our clients. Today, this basic philosophy has not changed. With over 3000 products and 130 brands, we are a market leader in our class, providing all computing and office needs for our valued customers." You go, Misha Office suppliers!

3. Misha Glouberman. The man who teaches many unuseful courses such as "How to get really good at playing Charades". A man after my own heart and a course I would gladly take.

2. Misha Kapovich, Math teacher. This one's rated very high for proving that all Mishas do not suck at math. Just the females ones do. For some geeky fun, check out the elephant illusion at the bottom of the minimalistic website of Misha the Math Professor.

1. Misha the pop star. In addition to being an apparently sucessful pop star, this Misha has fun links on her website such as "linky" and "koncerty", "texty" and (personal favorite) "albumy".

And that concludes this waste of a post.