Can't get no satisfaction. I want to retire in the prime of my life to a hermit-like existence on a remote island somewhere where I could wave a shotgun around and shoot people who come to close to my property. Today, I realized I am on an island shooting people who get too close, metaphorically (which I can settle for just fine, cheaper than a literal island), but a zoo-like island where steamboats full of tourists keep coming by thrice a day to point at me and take photos.