It's that time of year again. Burning questions like whose assets are bigger and who must do what with their assets are shunted aside to make way for the cries of "my bakra's bigger than your bakra!". Tis the season of hurried visits to the beauty parlors, forced triple hugs with people you only see once a year and too much money crammed tightly into too-small fists. Twice a year I work on autopilot. Tis that time of the year again.

"Yeh mehlon, yeh takhtoun, yeh taajoun ki duniya

Yeh duniya agar mil bhi jaaye toh kia hai" - Sahir Ludhianvi.