Saturday, October 09, 2004

monophonic ringtones

People with cell phones need to keep them on silent as much as possible. Especially those with monophonic ringtones.

Don't you just love people who, despite having a cell phone ring in class/study rooms, will slowly rummage in their bags for their precious cargo, take it out and stare at the name on the screen. I imagine during this time, while they annoy the hell out of others, the internal conversation in their head goes something like this:

Who could this be?
Oh it's you.
Should I, should I not?
Hmm.
Oooh, pretty lights.
What am I doing here? What is the meaning of my existence? Why does the amount of meat in a Zinger decrease every year?
Oh, are you still ringing? Persistent idiots...

By this time, everyone within the painful hearing radius is praying for the phone to explode or about to jab a pencil into their ear and end it all.

Misha at Saturday, October 09, 2004

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