Saturday, September 11, 2004

Week-end Conclusions

Upon reflection of the events of the past week, mainly due to a lack of anything better to do, I have arrived at the following conclusions:

1. Whether you get 5 hours of sleep or 11, Linear Algebra will still make you sleepy and cause your brain to slowly rot in an attempt to finish itself off quickly and get away from math.

2. Even if it's absolutely amazing, listening to any one song continuously all week will cause you to get sick of it.

3. Not all men are scum [you all know who you are]. Some are, though [you know who you are, too].

4. Procrastination, when it is not my fault, pisses me off.

5. Working at the university for 12 hours a day leaves you with nothing to do but lie exhausted on a bed and stare at the ceiling on weekends.

6. Cable-Internet guy must shape up or ship out.

7. The reason why Sheru smells like mens' perfume needs to be investigated.

8. Writing e-mails of appreciation to people you truly appreciate is a better way to while away class breaks than Orkut.

9. Crows, should they have any reason to suspect you are hiding food from them, will not hesitate to swoop down dangerously close to your head and attempt to grab you by the hair and take you away.

10. Energy drinks are not to be taken lightly. Especially by wusses such as myself.

11. There is such a thing as too much Coca-cola.

12. I need to develop social skills greater than that of a chimpanzee.

13. Blog posts need to be shorter and, if possible, less whiny because I have read some of my own archives and nearly bored myself into a coma.

Misha at Saturday, September 11, 2004

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