Sunday, June 27, 2004

mean girls?

Isn't it absolutely amazing how life works out absolutely perfectly in teen movies? Wish I existed in one of them because by the end of two hours, I'd have found a sleaze-free boyfriend who I could call the love of my life, one or more absolutely genuine friends with whom I could exist imperfect harmony and the bad guys (from my perspective) would have gotten theirs and life would be well on its way to being absolutely set. How utterly moronic is that? If teen movie characters actually existed in the real world, they'd probably kill themselves due to the inability to deal stressful and imperfect situations that last more than the required two hours fifteen minutes.

On the plus side, this teen movie has enhanced my vocabulary. Are you read for this? "Fugly", adj: Derived from fucking ugly. One whose physical attributes closely resemble those of a canine. Now let's use it in a sentence. This is what preteens today are learning from watching movies? No wonder they're so messed up.

Misha at Sunday, June 27, 2004

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